March 2012
chumpfiesta replied to your post: pagodapunx replied to your post: Maybe my…
He sleeps more than he lets on. Don’t let him fool you
I sleep like 15 hours a day now.
pagodapunx replied to your post: Maybe my nightmares are related to my choice in late night cinema
Nightmares mean you sleep.. You don’t sleep!
You don’t know me!
Maybe my nightmares are related to my choice in...
Eh.
Masturbating is gross?
How do you expect a dude to put his face in something you wouldn’t touch without rubber gloves?
I've said it before
But if a picture of me ever got reblobbed by a tattooed guys, chubby guys, cliché hardcore guy, whatever blog, I’m deleting this.
The internet is full of lameness.
Welp
I decided on Urban Discipline.
Maybe it works this time. Tell me what record to... →
Shout out to moms who don't make everything about...
Missed a spot shaving pubes
The Saddest Manscape
Davey Havoc is alive, ya herbs.
“S(he’s) br(ok)en”
– E.E. Cummings
I've never been caught masturbating.
But it sounds awful.
February 2012
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Since I was asked about it the other day, here's... →
Nobody is good at moshing
We all look like tools, get hurt, fall down, and laugh at ourselves/eachother.
So there.
There's nothing nastier
Than bare mattresses and pillows.
I would start name dropping
But I’m not cool enough.
Gorilla Glue
Fuck you!
xlifeishardenough replied to your post: Welp
YOU’RE COMING HERE? WHUT!
Yeah, me and my roommate are going to Breastfest.
Welp
North Carolina plans changed a little. But oh well.
I just woke up way too early.
I guess I’ll put the Iron Giant back on and pass out.
Don’t bother me.
Goddammit
floatingthroughthedoldrums asked: ouch! just looking out for myself haha.
More clit in the pit.
You poop in the shower.
Don’t lie.
Shut up.
It's not where ya from it's where ya aaaaaat.
If you reblog pornography you're not straight edge
randygraves:
tylerxnoon:
tylerbrace:
backed
edgewatch
Guess I’m not straight edge anymore
I’ll whack it listening to Judge and reblog ALL the porn.
Panic attack central
sydneyedge asked: first: my family is from there. two: DANN AND ALL O DEMS
sydneyedge asked: story time: at the salon a couple days ago i did a heavy fade on a gentlemen from omaha. it made me think of all you nerds i know from the land of corn.
Taylor Swift sounds like the name of a move you...
thrashymcbrowns asked: Does that mean YOU like it in the butt?
There are so many better Gregory and the Hawk...
Specifically, every song by Gregory and the Hawk.
Whenever a guy openly mentions liking anal online
I automatically assume they mean, THEIR butts.